and the shirt is very stylish & flattering
A delicious gourmet stir fry featuring pickled yak’s bladder, eye of aardvark, alaskan chili peppers, a jar of catfood from the pantry, and some delicious vegetables from Land’s Sake farm. Â Thanks Melinda! Â That sure was tasty!
A few weeks ago I was in the kitchen with Melinda, Allison, and Blake, and, you know… some stuff happened and we ended up shaking our asses to Beyonce’s video, Single Ladies (PUT A RING ON IT). Melinda and Allison and I gave it a good try; Blake watched.
Anyway, I got a little self conscious, with the grinding and thrusting and twitchy butt shakes. I mean, I liked it, but I worried that maybe Beyonce and Kanye West were invading my brain and commandeering it for some sort of soul-draining, sexy dance collective. Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing. But still. I’m not some robo-tripping cheerleader with an MTV addiction.
That’s why I was oh so pleased to find this string of videos on the YouTube. It turns out that everyone wants to do the Single Ladies dance. It’s NATURAL, even babies do it. BABIES! (Side note: Arianna – woah girl!)
Can You Find Him?
The ant shirts are finished and they’ve all been listed on my Etsy store. Also I’ve been doing some reorganization of the store in an attempt to make things easier to find, so if you feel like giving me some feedback that’d be great.
ants ants ants
Ok we are turning the Where is Paladin static page into a corner. Now you can expect regular updates on where Paladin is.
Right now, to the best of our knowledge, Paladin is here:
Conches gone wild! Caught on camera! Earlier this week Clarus (top, a Red Footed Conch) was caught attempting to hump The Maguffin (bottom, a Fighting Conch). Being the only two conches in Bramblberry it is perhaps not surprising that they should engage in such licentious behavior, but seriously guys you are not even members of the same genus.
Phillip K. Duck shifted noiselessly on his perch above the guppy tank, drew its sweet, fishy scent deep into his lungs, and thrust himself down to the bar floor below. Months of dragging himself bill-first across the floor and driven jagged grooves into its surface, but he was sure the house’s residents hadn’t noticed. With quiet determination, Phil inched towards the stairwell.
By the time he reached the backyard, Phil’s breath had grown labored and his nictating membranes were heavy. Through a crack in the coop, Phil caught sight of Penelope, mounted boldly atop Potassium. Potassium’s half-tuft was plunged deep into the freshly-lain straw. Phil sighed and pulled out some pink panties he was using to stuff his lumpy keel and balled them in his mouth to prevent him from quacking.
Mesmerized by the Cayugas, Phil hardly noticed that Francis was still settled on top of the coop. For a minute their eyes met and Phil thought she might start whining. But in a mess of feathers she jumped to the ground and approached. The sex feathers on Phil’s fat behind curled in anticipation as Francis turned to present her downy cave. Gagging as he spat the pink panties out, Phil climbed on top of Francis and began tonguing her pink wattle.
After a few minutes, Francis let out a mind numbing, ear-piercing whine and collapsed into a feathery goo. Phil dusted himself off and turned back toward the house. The taste of wattle still sweet in his mouth, he climbed the dark staircase to the bar.
Phillip K. Duck. File photo.
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