Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: livrachelle | Filed under: Adventure Corner | Tags: Blake, hair, mohawk, the color green | No Comments »
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hey someone else better post some fucking material! seriously you guys come on! what you have better things to do?! oh argh
Posted: October 20th, 2009 | Author: blake | Filed under: Adventure Corner | Tags: Blake, IKEA, Kat, Liv, travelogue | No Comments »
Yesterday Kat, Liv, and I got a Zip Car pickup truck and drove to that Swedish domestic fantasy themepark: Â IKEA. Â Our mission: Â Liv and Kat both needed chests of draw-ers (because you draw them out) and I wanted to check out their selection of picture frames. Â It was very snowy on our way there. Â I think Liv got some good pictures of the snow while we were driving, which maybe she’ll add later. Â I was operating the motor vehicle and so as per standard operating safety procedure was not also operating a camera. Â I did take this picture from the parking garage, though:
![All that white stuff that looks kind of like film grain is really snow. All that white stuff that looks kind of like film grain is really snow.](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3450-1024x466.jpg)
Kat and Liv tested some couches:
![This one tasted like Candy Cane This one tasted like Candy Cane](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3452-1024x767.jpg)
![But what about this orange couch why doesn't it taste like cream-sickles? But what about this orange couch why doesn't it taste like cream-sickles?](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3453-1024x768.jpg)
Next Liv read a traditional Swedish romance novel in a contemporary middle class Swedish living room. Â In Sweden it is customary to display the prices of all of your furniture components in case any of your guests want to buy furniture from you.
![A tale of two pale blond haired blue eyed lovers and the meatballs they ate. A tale of two pale blond haired blue eyed lovers and the meatballs they ate.](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_34561-1024x768.jpg)
We helped Kat size up the perfect lockable metal storage system for her to sleep in. Â Kat likes to use space efficiently while also getting a secure night’s sleep.
![The luxury model comes with a built in night time reading lamp. The luxury model comes with a built in night time reading lamp.](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_34641-1024x630.jpg)
Kat sampled the free invisible espresso. Â IKEA cuts costs by requesting that customers provide their own invisible mugs and we short-sightedly left all our invisible drinking vessels in the car.
![caution contents may be hot caution contents may be hot](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_34651-1024x917.jpg)
Liv has been looking for a long time for the perfect mixing bowl to put her head into. Â Could this one be the one?
![looks a little too big to me looks a little too big to me](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3468-1024x768.jpg)
Tuckered out from a long day of pretending to live in well kept and nicely appointed assorted Swedish rooms, Liv and I enjoyed a complimentary invisible breakfast.
![even the price tag is dishwasher safe even the price tag is dishwasher safe](http://www.brambleberry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3472-1024x768.jpg)
The end!
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