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Penelope is not a boy.

Posted: September 4th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Duxploitation Corner | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »

Evidence #1:  Penelope is a girl’s name.

Evidence #2:  When my sister dressed up like Penelope, she did not put on a penis.

Evidence #3:  Today there were three duck eggs in the coop.

Just because two people have sex does not mean that one is a man and one is a woman.  It is the same with ducks.

Blake, you did not see any duck penises or duck vaginas let alone duck semen being ejaculated into a duck vagina.  You tried to sound objective and journalistic, but you did not have all of the facts.

I doubt you even know what a duck vagina or duck penis looks like.  I object to your duxploitative presumptuousness.

One Comment on “Penelope is not a boy.”

  1. 1 blake said at 1:45 pm on September 4th, 2009:

    Er, um, I think you are confusing me with the *anonymous* author of the erotic duck fan fiction, and also confusing fan fiction with journalism. Unlike Adam’s story, the story I posted was not intended to be a true account of events which actually happened.

    As for what a duck penis looks like:

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